Guest guest Posted January 31, 2006 Report Posted January 31, 2006 I have never been abducted by aliens, but I had an experience today that was not unlike a close encounter of the fourth kind, you know the one that involves hideous experiments on your limp but not lifeless body. . . . I lay supine on a table with what used to be my private parts-they are now "public parts" after today-being inspected and probed by three beings, ostensibly a doctor and two nurses, all at one time. I think it was really two Greys and a Reptilian. The Reptilian explained the pain scale to me. 0 is no pain. 10 is torture by Saddam Hussein. He then said, "This procedure is a 2." Well, it was more like a 4 or 5, and that was with a numbing gel. I screamed out numbers like curses as he invaded an orifice that is not used to getting any attention at all. When he finally withdrew his instrument of torture, he said, "Everything looks lovely. There is nothing wrong with your bladder." I vow not to ever have a cystoscopy again any time soon. . . . . What are the most popular cars? Find out at Yahoo! Autos Quote
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