Psych Report Tells Of 12-Year-Old Sex and Doing 5,000 Pushups

March 25, 2010

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Written by Evan Schuman

March 25th, 2010

Among the thousands of pages of filings surrounding the case of Cyberthief To

The SKUs Albert , this week's filings included some of the stranger new

details. As for unexpected, consider the report from government psychiatrist

Mark Mills, who interviewed for about 8 hours at a federal prison in

Rhode Island.

Trying to establish that he's social—and should therefore not get a reduced

sentence because of severe computer addiction and Asperger's Disorder—the man

considered to be a hacker's hacker was reported to have " had sexual relations

with women at ages 12 and 14 and was able to hook up, largely at will,

thereafter. " If we take that claim as true and literal (defining " women " as

females who are at least 18 years old), isn't that a statutory rape case?

also, according to the psychiatrist's report, had a bad case of timing.

He needed his girlfriend's help with some matters in the case, but when he was

arrested, he was with another woman. You'd think the Secret Service would have

had the tact to be a bit more discrete. Who he was with during the arrest seems

irrelevant. If the Secret Service doesn't understand the idea of a secret, who

would?

" Mr. described his somewhat stormy relationship with his girlfriend,

, " the psychiatrist wrote. " He acknowledged that he had often treated her

in a less than ideally supportive fashion, but that he really loved her and was

profoundly appreciative for how she had reached out to him and his parents even

after his arrest, when he was in the company of another woman. "

Another bizarre note: the psychiatrist—without comment—quoted about how

fit he appeared. " At one point, [] explained that he could no longer do

the 5,000 pushups he once did regularly and probably could do only 600. " Hold on

a second. Didn't the good doctor detect even a faint whiff of BS? Presumably,

the claim meant " in one continuous session " or it doesn't mean much.

The Guinness world record for pushups in an hour is 3,877; it was set in

Indonesia in 1988. The Guinness world record for the most non-stop pushups is

10,507 and it was set in Japan in 1980. Are we being asked to believe that our

master programmer " regularly " whipped off 5,000 pushups? Doesn't seem to leave

much time for hacking into more than a dozen major retail chains or, for that

matter, hooking up largely at will.

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