Rabri devi

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Firoz Borle(2002)

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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front

Of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, " What are all those clocks? "

Yamraj answered, " Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie

Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. "

" Oh, " said Rabri, " ,1] ); //-->She asked, " What are all those clocks? "

Yamraj answered, " Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie

Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. "

" Oh, " said Rabri,

" Who\'s clock is that? "

That\'s Gautam Buddha\'s. The hands have never moved indicating that he

Never told a lie.

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" Who's clock is that? "

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he

Never told a lie.

" And whose clock is that? "

That\'s Abraham Lincoln\'s clock. The\n hands

Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his

Entire life. "

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" And whose clock is that? "

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands

Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his

Entire life. "

Rabri asked, " Where\'s my Laloo\'s clock? "

Laloo " s clock is in my office " , replied yamraj, " I\'m using it as a\n

Ceiling fan " .

Anshum

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Rabri asked, " Where's my Laloo's clock? "

Laloo " s clock is in my office " , replied yamraj, " I'm using it as a

Ceiling fan " .

Firoz Rajiv Borle

Final MBBS,9th sem.

MGIMS,sewagram

Wardha, Maharashtra,

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