Guest guest Posted March 21, 2006 Report Posted March 21, 2006 its funny, but its true Ameet 1993 ************************* > >Subject: FW: Brain Cramps > >Too scarry! > > > > > > >(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Whitestone was selected >as Miss America 1995.) >Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? > > >Answer: " I would not live forever, because we should not >live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we >would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I >would not live forever, " >--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. > > >`````````````````````````````````` > > " Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the >world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like >that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. " > >--h Carey > > > > >```````````` > > " Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very >important part of your life, " >-- Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for >federal anti-smoking campaign. > > > > >````````````````````````````````````````````````` > > > > " I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body, " > >--Winston , > University of Kentucky basketball forward. > > > > >````````````````````````````````````````````` > > > > " Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the >lowest crime rates in the country, " >--Mayor n Barry, Washington, DC. > > >````````````````````````````` > > > > " I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We >are the president. " >--Hillary Clinton commenting >on the release of subpoenaed documents. > > >```````````````````````````````````````````````````` > > " That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death >by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it, " >--A congressional candidate in Texas. > > >```````````````````````````` > > " Half this game is ninety percent mental. " >--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark > > >`````````````````````````````````` > > " It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the >impurities in our air and water that are doing it. " >--Al Gore, Vice President > > > > > >``````````````````` > > > > " I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. " >--Dan Quayle > > > > >`````````` > > > > " We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do >we need? " >--Lee Iacocca > > > > >``````````` > > > > " The word " genius " isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy >like Norman Einstein. " --Joe Theisman, NFL football >quarterback & sports analyst. > > > > >```````````````````````````````````````````` > > > > " We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply >exclude >certain types of people. " >--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor. > > > > >````````````````````````````````` > > > > " If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. " > >--Bill Clinton, President > > > > > > >`````````````````` > > > " We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. " >--Al Gore, VP > > > > >```````````````` > > > > " Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. " >--Keppel Enderbery > > >```````````````` > > " Your food stamps will be stopped effective >March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God >bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your >circumstances. " >--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina > > >```````````````````````````````````````````` > > > > " If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack >in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their >heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when >they wake up dead, there'll be a record. " >--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman >,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Quote
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