Guest guest Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Well, Ameet, here goes: 1. What is your full name? Frequently referred to as " That Idiot " or " Mr. Know it all " 2. What colour pants are you wearing? Are you asking the colour before I wore them or after? 3. What are you listening to right now? My wife telling me to close the comp and go to sleep pronto. 4. What was the last thing you ate? Jootas and Gaalis for not remembering my mother-in-law's birthday. 5. Do you wish on stars? Of course, I would like to wish on stars, but Kareena, Rani and co. are not willing. 6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? A white one, so that the idiotic child would be least likely to put me into his drooling mouth. 7. How is the weather right now? Stormy with likely outbursts soon. But I shall pacify her with the promised dinner and she will forget my lapse. (see 4) 8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My Divorce lawyer, and he did not give me any chances. (see 7) 9. What is your favourite Mithaai? Rossogollas, though they remind me of Orchidectomies. 10. How old are you today? As in dog years or tree years? 11. Favourite drink? It is the company that counts and not the drink. 12. Favourite sport? It used to be pocket billiards until I lost my billiards along with my marbles. 13. How many languages do you speak? As a married man, I am trained to remain quiet in almost all the languages, except deaf and mute language. 14. What colour is your car? I'll have to scrape the mud off to make sure 15. Siblings? With this MGIMS group, its like having a Hostel full of them! 16. Favourite month? How about least fav being December when I get (ahem) more mature and still remain as childish as ever? 17. Favourite food? Whatever my wife cooks. Any other answer and my goose is cooked! 18. What was the last movie you saw? After the torture, while coming out of the theatre, I always promise myself that this will be the last movie. Unfortunately, I have never kept the promise. 19. Favourite day of the year? Tomorrow, because things can only get better. 20. What do you do to vent anger? Meekly say " Yes, Honey, whatever you say! " 21. What was your favourite toy as a child? A neighbouring mental retard. I used to make fun of him as a child. Now he makes fun of me, saying idiotic is better than hen pecked. 22. Summer or Winter? 365 days a year, preferably 3 or four times a day, er could you clarify this question? 23. Hugs or kisses? Depends on the donor. 24. Chocolate or vanilla? Variety is the spouse, er spice of life. 25. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? Yes, but only when my wife is not looking. 26. Who is most likely to respond? My wife, violently. If I am not alive after this, you will know ... 27. Who is least likely to respond? My mother in law. She will go in a huff and give me the silent treatment. 28. When was the last time you cried? Don't know the last time, but the next time is sure coming up as soon as my wife reads this. 29. What is under your bed? I wish it were my girl friend 30. Who is the friend you have had the longest? One 6 ft 2 in fellow. You can't get anyone much longer than that. 31. What did you do last night? Wrote this email. 32. What are you afraid of? See 25 33. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn? Any, if someone else is paying. 34. Favourite car? Someone else's, with a full tank of fuel. 35. Favourite flower? Rose. Reminds me that everything is in the past tense. 36. Number of keys on your key ring? Is it Keys or kiss? 37. How many years at your current job? As a general handyman around the house, yes man to my wife around 22 years. Now I am starting a new job as a yes man to my son. 38. Favourite day of the week? Any day which is a 'weak' day is not my fav. 39. What did you do on your last birthday? What do you mean by last birthday? I shall outlive you, just you wait and see! 40. How many countries have you lived in? Let us just say that the Interpol is very interested in my whereabouts. 41. How many cities have you lived in? Is Sevagram a city? Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Ha ha ha! Too good, Kishore! :-D Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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