Some Important unknown LAWS

May 23, 2006

To all MGIMI TES

Hi to prabha di it was nice to hear about her. I might be in AIIMS ON 26 TH

will call you asish sir.

how are the holidays for you guys, i heard it rained in wardha yesterday.Miss

wardha and specially the wardha station wadas,goras pak, those sounds were

phenomianal. Mom and aayush are there having gala time(and so putting in extra

hours at work).I am happy that my son njoys going there and has a good time. let

me know any1 dropping in town for holidays or work, would like to catch up on

memories.

kishore da lots of news from you and shyam sir you are most welcome anytime.

Laws you live with...

LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated

with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to

the least accessible corner.

KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an

engaged tone.

CANNON'S KARMIC LAW: If you tell the boss you were late for work

because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW: If you change queues, the one you have left

will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone

you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't

work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely

proportional to the reach.

BREDA'S RULE - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the

aisle

arrive last.

OWEN'S LAW - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will

ask

you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

All the rules apply to me aasawari 91

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