Guest guest Posted June 8, 2006 Report Posted June 8, 2006 Things to do at Wallmart. Ride the little electronic cars in front of the store. Set up the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minutes intervals... throughout the day. Start playing " Kick the Can " and see how many people you can get to join in. Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of gift wraps. Leave cryptic messages on all the computer screens. Ride a display bike through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive. Move the " Caution: Wet Floor " sign to a carpeted area. Set up a tent in the camping area and tell others they can join in if they bring a pillow from Bed and Bath. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling " Red Rover. " Take an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe's v/s The X-Men. Take bets on the battle described above. Nonchalantly, test all the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. Hold an indoor shopping cart race. Take bets on this one too. Attempt to fit in a very large gym bag. Say things like: " Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies? " Set up a " Valet Parking " sign in front of the store. In the Automotive department, practice you " Madonna " look with various funnels. When an announcer comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: " Oh no, it's those voices again! " Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Have fun. Quote
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