Guest guest Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Let's see if there is a Summer class for women. Enjoy! Fwding. as is. Summer Classes for Men > > AT THE > > ADULT LEARNING CENTER > > > > REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED > > by Friday, August 17 th 2008 > > NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL > > OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM > > > > Class 1 > > How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. > > Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. > > > > Class 2 > > The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? > > Round Table Discussion. > > Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. > > > > Class 3 > > Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding > > The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. > > Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. > > > > Class 4 > > Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and > > Explanatory Graphics. > > Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. > > > > Class 5 > > Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? > > Examples on Video. > > Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning > > at 7:00 PM > > > > Class 6 > > Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. > > Help Line Support and Support Groups. > > Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM > > > > Class 7 > > Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not > > Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. > > Open Forum > > Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.. > > > > Class 8 > > Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. > > Graphics and Audio Tapes. > > Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. > > > > Class 9 > > Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. > > Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined > > > > Class 10 > > Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? > > Driving Simulations. > > 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. > > > > Class 11 > > Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. > > Online Classes and role-playing > > Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined > > > > Class 12 > > How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion > > Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. > > Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. > > > > Class 13 > > How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other > > Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. > > Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. > > Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. > > > > Class 14 > > The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. > > Live Demonstration. > > Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. > > Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. > > > > Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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