Queen and horse flatulence

[Guest guest]

I heard former US Secy of State Baker tell this story on TV over the

weekend. Don't know if it's true, but it is funny.

I seem to remember someone asking for jokes or humorous stories.....

" The Queen of England, a collector of fine horses, decides she wants a Kentucky

thoroughbred in the royal stable so she calls President Reagan, who decides to

meet her in Lexington, Kentucky.

When they meet in Kentucky, they decide to go for a ride. Reagan is a horseman.

They're just pulling out of the barn when the Queen's horse's tail goes up and

" Lbbttt! " - out comes a monstrous fart.

The Queen turned and said, " I'm so embarrassed! "

Reagan says, " You shouldn't be your majesty.....I thought it was the horse! "

haha,

Greg

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