Happy Halloween

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Subject: FW: A Nuns Story...

A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and

notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: " I have a question to ask

you but I don't want to offend you. " She answers, " My son, you cannot

offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I

have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure

that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. "

" Well, I've always had a fantasy to have

a nun kiss me. "

She responds, " Well, let's see what we

can do about that: #1, you

have to be single and #2, you must be

Catholic. "

The cab driver is very excited and says,

" Yes, I'm single and! Cath olic! "

" OK " the nun says. " Pull into the next

alley. "

The nun fu lfills his fantasy with a kiss

that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the

cab driver starts crying.

" My dear child, " said the nun, why are!

you crying? "

" Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and

I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish. "

The nun says, " That's OK. My name is

and I'm going to a Halloween party. "

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!