Guest guest Posted July 30, 2006 Report Posted July 30, 2006 perfect for your first post from home.. Tell me about your flight, grands, the beach.. ALL LOL I am going on vacation through everyone else' e- mail.. lol for now. I am so glad God blessed you and yours with travel mercies. Peggy 09/04 ipf > Subject: Heaven > Sam and Edith were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. > Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they > watched > their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, > largely > due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last > decade. > > One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation > and > their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly > gates, and there an escort was waiting to show them inside. He took them > to > a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully > stocked > kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath And their favorite clothes > hanging in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, > " Welcome to > Heaven. This will be your home now. " > > Sam asked how much all this was going to cost. > > " Why, nothing, " their companion replied, " remember, this is your reward > in > Heaven. " > > Sam looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf > course, > finer and more beautiful than any ever-built on Earth. " What are the > greens > fees? " grumbled the old man. > > " This is heaven, " the companion replied. " You can play for free, every > day " > > Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with > every  > imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to > exotic > deserts, free flowing beverages. > > " Don't even ask, " said their companion to Sam. " This is Heaven, it is > all > free for you to enjoy. " > > The old man looked around and glanced nervously at Edith. " Well, where > are  > the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea? " he > asked. > > " That's the best part, " the companion replied. " You can eat and dri nk > as > much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or > sick. > This is Heaven! " > > Sam pushed, " No gym to work out at? " > > " Not unless you want to, " was the answer. > > " No testing my sugar or blood pressure or... " > > " Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself. " > > Sam glared at Edith and said, " You and your crummy bran muffins. We > could > have been here 15 years ago. > Quote
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