Room Service

[Guest guest]

I hope you will like this joke...But be warned, you're going to find yourself

talking " funny " for a while after reading this. It was nominated for best email

of 1999

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Tendjewberrymud

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at

a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic

Review....

Room Service: " Morny. Ruin sorbees. "

Guest: " Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye .. Ruin sorbees .. morny! Djewish to odor sunteen? "

Guest: " Uh .. yes .. I'd like some bacon and eggs. "

Room Service: " Ow July den? "

Guest: " What? "

Room Service: " Ow July den? ... pry, boy, pooch? "

Guest: " Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry! Scrambled please. "

Room Service: " Ow July dee baychem ... crease? "

Guest: " Crisp will be fine. "

Room Service: " Hokay. An San tos? "

Guest: " What? "

Room Service: " San tos. July San tos? "

Guest: " I don't think so. "

Room Service: " No? Judo one toes? "

Guest: " I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'

means. "

Room Service: " Toes! toes! ... why djew Don toes? Ow bow singlish mopping?

We bother? "

Guest: " English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an

English muffin will be fine. "

Room Service: " We bother? "

Guest: " No .. just put the bother on the side. "

Room Service: " Wad? "

Guest: " I mean butter ... just put it on the side. "

Room Service: " Copy? "

Guest: " Sorry? "

Room Service: " Copy ... tea ... mill? "

Guest: " Yes. Coffee please, and that's all. "

Room Service: " One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,

tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy .... rye? "

Guest: " Whatever you say. "

Room Service: " Tendjewberrymud "

Guest: " You're welcome. "

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Earth is my home and animals are my family. Life is my religion and love is my

example. Peace and freedom belong to us all.

[Guest guest]

I LOVE it, thanks for the giggle. *S*

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Namaste

Anya

----- Original Message -----

From: geekygranny@...

I hope you will like this joke...But be warned, you're going to find yourself

talking " funny " for a while after reading this. It was nominated for best email

of 1999

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Tendjewberrymud

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,

at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic

Review....

Room Service: " Morny. Ruin sorbees. "

Guest: " Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye .. Ruin sorbees .. morny! Djewish to odor sunteen? "

Guest: " Uh .. yes .. I'd like some bacon and eggs. "

Room Service: " Ow July den? "

Guest: " What? "

Room Service: " Ow July den? ... pry, boy, pooch? "

Guest: " Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry! Scrambled please. "

Room Service: " Ow July dee baychem ... crease? "

Guest: " Crisp will be fine. "

Room Service: " Hokay. An San tos? "

Guest: " What? "

Room Service: " San tos. July San tos? "

Guest: " I don't think so. "

Room Service: " No? Judo one toes? "

Guest: " I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'

means. "

Room Service: " Toes! toes! ... why djew Don toes? Ow bow singlish

mopping? We bother? "

Guest: " English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an

English muffin will be fine. "

Room Service: " We bother? "

Guest: " No .. just put the bother on the side. "

Room Service: " Wad? "

Guest: " I mean butter ... just put it on the side. "

Room Service: " Copy? "

Guest: " Sorry? "

Room Service: " Copy ... tea ... mill? "

Guest: " Yes. Coffee please, and that's all. "

Room Service: " One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,

tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy .... rye? "

Guest: " Whatever you say. "

Room Service: " Tendjewberrymud "

Guest: " You're welcome. "

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Earth is my home and animals are my family. Life is my religion and love is

my example. Peace and freedom belong to us all.

1. While it is wonderful to share our experiences with everyone on the list as

to what treatments do and don't work for us, pls always check with your dr.

Some treatments are dangerous when given along with other meds as well as to

certain health conditions or just dangerous in general.

2. If you are in a difficult situation (doesn't matter what it is) pls don't

be afraid to ask for help. It is the first step to trying to make that

situation better.

Have a nice day everyone.

[Guest guest]

That was priceless... THANK YOU :-) I need all the laughs humanly

possible.. .hehehehe.

Hugs,

Norah