Vet vs. Rookie humor

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The Difference Between Rookie and Veteran Cops

A Rookie loses his lunch at a homicide

A Veteran eats his lunch at a homicide

A Rookie uses Mc's drive through so he doesn't miss a call

A Veteran spends 45 min at Dunkin Donuts to have a cup of coffee

A Rookie: you can't read his name badge because it is polished so brightly

A Veteran doesn't wear one for liability reasons

A Rookie puts to much into reports

A Veteran doesn't put enough into reports

A Rookie loves foot pursuits

A Veteran makes rookies do foot pursuits

A Rookie is given 40hrs training on communications at the academy

A Veteran was given 40 rounds of ammunition when he left the academy

A Rookie wants everyone to know he is a cop

A Veteran doesn't want anyone to know he is a cop

A Rookie loves to find stolen vehicles

A Veteran doesn't care about stolen vehicles unless someone is in them

A Rookie can spot an expired tag at 50 yards

A Veteran can't spot anything at 50 yards

A Rookie spends 2hrs on follow up

A Veteran leaves follow up for the detectives

A Rookie thinks every death is a homicide

A Veteran thinks every death is a suicide

A Rookie calls brass by their title

A Veteran calls brass by their first name

A Rookie carries a laptop computer

A Veteran writes on his hand

A Rookie looks for dark spots hoping to catch a drug deal

A Veteran looks for dark spots hoping to catch a nap

A Rookie thinks sirens make people yield to the police

A Veteran thinks sirens make people do the stupidest things with their cars

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