Lighter moments!

[Guest guest]

Dear all,

I know that you are teribbly busy with your

annual targets etc. Here is something lighter to share with you.

Regards

Gopinath

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula

for water?

PAPPU : " HIJKLMNO! " !!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and

find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who

discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell

" crocodile " ?

PAPPU : " K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L "

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked

me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence

starting with " I " .

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, " I

am. "

PAPPU : All right... " I am the ninth

letter of the alphabet. "

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TEACHER : " Can anybody give an example

of " COINCIDENCE? "

PAPPU : " Sir, my Mother and Father got

married on the same day, same time. "

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TEACHER : " Washington not only

chopped down his father's Cherry tree,

but also admitted doing it. Now do you know

why his father didn't punish

him? "

PAPPU : " Because still had the

axe in his hand? "

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to

Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS

mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks

you are wearing, one is green and one is

blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got

another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly

do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom

is a good cook.

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on

" My Dog " is exactly the same as your

brother's. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person

who keeps on talking when people are no

longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher