Re: Nursing Home Funnies

[Guest guest]

Jan,

Thanks for sharing these funnies with us. I, too, have seen some sites at mom's

LTCF. Wonder if those two young boys will be scarred for life?

Courage

Nursing Home Funnies

I thought I would share some funny things at the nursing home that I have

observed.

You see a lot of funny stuff at the nh. I am always kept amused there and I

get a lot of laughs. Jim and I sit in the hall sometimes and people watch. One

of the ladies came out of her room with a sheet wrapped around her upper body,

she had pants on too. Her boobie was sticking out between the wrap, it started

with one of the resident men walking down the hall that noticed the boobie

sticking out and said, " What time is the next show? " LOL Before he said that, I

noticed his eyes popped out of his head. Then Jim noticed and what a laugh that

was. A huge grin came over his face and he was blushing, because he noticed that

I had caught him looking. The lady had no clue about what was going on. The

first man that noticed went and told a floor nurse and they took her away. There

was a family with their boys ages 10 and 12 visiting a relative in the

familyroom area and one of the lady residents was sitting in there and stripped

off her top. Jim and I

were in there too watching TV. If you could have seen those boys. They ran and

told their mom. The boys were very polite, but I'll bet they won't forget that

day when they saw the old lady's boobies, especially at that age. Hahahahahaha

There used to be a resident cat, but it is no longer there. One day one of the

ladies wrapped herself in toilet paper like a mummy, she had AD. The rest of the

toilet paper roll was streaming behind her as she walked down the hall and the

cat was chasing after the toilet paper. OMG! what a laugh that was. Not much is

sacred in a nh. Too funny.

It might be the combination of the Exelon Patch and the Blueberry Juice, but

Jim is speaking loud and clear now. I saw a difference in Jim's alertness to his

surroundings when he started the Exelon Patch and now I am seeing more alertness

and his speaking is no longer a whisper. He embarrassed me yesterday when I was

taking him out of the nh for a hair cut to the barber. We passed by this older

couple walking in the hallway and Jim reached out and grabbed the lady's arm as

we passed by and startled her, he looked straight at her and in a clear voice

said, " I'm going to kick your ass! " This lady was minding her own business

walking with a LO.

I apologized to her and she was nice enough to understand. I have prayed for

Jim to get his voice back so people could understand him. LOL " Be careful what

you pray for " Hahahahahaha

[Guest guest]

Jan,

Thanks for sharing these funnies with us. I, too, have seen some sites at mom's

LTCF. Wonder if those two young boys will be scarred for life?

Courage

Nursing Home Funnies

I thought I would share some funny things at the nursing home that I have

observed.

You see a lot of funny stuff at the nh. I am always kept amused there and I

get a lot of laughs. Jim and I sit in the hall sometimes and people watch. One

of the ladies came out of her room with a sheet wrapped around her upper body,

she had pants on too. Her boobie was sticking out between the wrap, it started

with one of the resident men walking down the hall that noticed the boobie

sticking out and said, " What time is the next show? " LOL Before he said that, I

noticed his eyes popped out of his head. Then Jim noticed and what a laugh that

was. A huge grin came over his face and he was blushing, because he noticed that

I had caught him looking. The lady had no clue about what was going on. The

first man that noticed went and told a floor nurse and they took her away. There

was a family with their boys ages 10 and 12 visiting a relative in the

familyroom area and one of the lady residents was sitting in there and stripped

off her top. Jim and I

were in there too watching TV. If you could have seen those boys. They ran and

told their mom. The boys were very polite, but I'll bet they won't forget that

day when they saw the old lady's boobies, especially at that age. Hahahahahaha

There used to be a resident cat, but it is no longer there. One day one of the

ladies wrapped herself in toilet paper like a mummy, she had AD. The rest of the

toilet paper roll was streaming behind her as she walked down the hall and the

cat was chasing after the toilet paper. OMG! what a laugh that was. Not much is

sacred in a nh. Too funny.

It might be the combination of the Exelon Patch and the Blueberry Juice, but

Jim is speaking loud and clear now. I saw a difference in Jim's alertness to his

surroundings when he started the Exelon Patch and now I am seeing more alertness

and his speaking is no longer a whisper. He embarrassed me yesterday when I was

taking him out of the nh for a hair cut to the barber. We passed by this older

couple walking in the hallway and Jim reached out and grabbed the lady's arm as

we passed by and startled her, he looked straight at her and in a clear voice

said, " I'm going to kick your ass! " This lady was minding her own business

walking with a LO.

I apologized to her and she was nice enough to understand. I have prayed for

Jim to get his voice back so people could understand him. LOL " Be careful what

you pray for " Hahahahahaha

[Guest guest]

jan,

your story of jim telling the lady he was gonna kick her ass reminded me of the

time we took daddy to the doctor and this was the one doctors office that didnt

understand lbd and dementia, well they learned quick when one very well endowed

lady comes in and dad yellew out, i wanna f**k those big titties. you never seen

an office full of people find an empty room for my dad so quick they had dad go

into the doctors office and brought his equimpent to check his incision in

there, and we were in there, i always went in with daddy and donnie always

stayed out and donnie apologized and said that dad had lbd and taht was worse

than alzhiemers and we have no control of what he says or doesnt say and we were

so sorry, well this lady was about 55 years old and she looked at donnie and

proudly announced do you know how long it has been since i made a man react like

taht, i am just sorry the rest of the office heard ti and then she turned to all

teh ladies in the

room if you were my age honeis that would be a compliment. and everyone

laughed, but after taht when we had an appt, we got straight in no matter if dco

was behind as i heard people say i have been wiaitng an hour and why did he go

first. the office said he is family of one of the employees here and is here to

have his bp checked thats it.    i almost forgot that story too funny   thanks

for sharing your nh stories  it isi so much fun to sit and watch people. hugs.

sharon

Subject: Nursing Home Funnies

To: LBDcaregivers

Date: Monday, August 18, 2008, 9:23 AM

I thought I would share some funny things at the nursing home that I have

observed.

You see a lot of funny stuff at the nh. I am always kept amused there and I get

a lot of laughs. Jim and I sit in the hall sometimes and people watch. One of

the ladies came out of her room with a sheet wrapped around her upper body, she

had pants on too. Her boobie was sticking out between the wrap, it started with

one of the resident men walking down the hall that noticed the boobie sticking

out and said, " What time is the next show? " LOL Before he said that, I

noticed  his eyes popped out of his head. Then Jim noticed and what a laugh that

was. A huge grin came over his face and he was blushing, because he noticed that

I had caught him looking. The lady had no clue about what was going on. The

first man that noticed went and told a floor nurse and they took her away. There

was a family with their boys ages 10 and 12 visiting a relative in the

familyroom area and one of the lady residents was sitting in there and stripped

off her top. Jim and I

were in there too watching TV. If you could have seen those boys. They ran and

told their mom. The boys were very polite, but I'll bet they won't forget that

day when they saw the old lady's boobies, especially at that age. Hahahahahaha

There used to be a resident cat, but it is no longer there. One day one of the

ladies wrapped herself in toilet paper like a mummy, she had AD. The rest of the

toilet paper roll was streaming behind  her as she walked down the hall and the

cat was chasing after the toilet paper. OMG! what a laugh that was. Not much is

sacred in a nh. Too funny.

It might be the combination of the Exelon Patch and the Blueberry Juice, but Jim

is speaking loud and clear now. I saw a difference in Jim's alertness to his

surroundings when he started the Exelon Patch and now I am seeing more alertness

and his speaking is no longer a whisper. He embarrassed me yesterday when I was

taking him out of the nh for a hair cut to the barber. We passed by this older

couple walking in the hallway and Jim reached out and grabbed the lady's arm as

we passed by and startled her, he looked straight at her and in a clear voice

said, " I'm going to kick your ass! " This lady was minding her own business

walking with a LO.

I apologized to her and she was nice enough to understand. I have prayed for Jim

to get his voice back so people could understand him. LOL " Be careful what you

pray for "   Hahahahahaha

[Guest guest]

LOL It was funny to see those boys. One noticed first and showed the other

brother and then they were giggling and then they ran and got their mom. I hope

they don't think that is what perky breasts look like. Hahahahahaha

These days with all the implants, I wonder what it will be like when this

generation hits old age. Will everything else on the body be headed South except

the breasts?

Nursing Home Funnies

I thought I would share some funny things at the nursing home that I have

observed.

You see a lot of funny stuff at the nh. I am always kept amused there and I get

a lot of laughs. Jim and I sit in the hall sometimes and people watch. One of

the ladies came out of her room with a sheet wrapped around her upper body, she

had pants on too. Her boobie was sticking out between the wrap, it started with

one of the resident men walking down the hall that noticed the boobie sticking

out and said, " What time is the next show? " LOL Before he said that, I noticed

his eyes popped out of his head. Then Jim noticed and what a laugh that was. A

huge grin came over his face and he was blushing, because he noticed that I had

caught him looking. The lady had no clue about what was going on. The first man

that noticed went and told a floor nurse and they took her away. There was a

family with their boys ages 10 and 12 visiting a relative in the familyroom area

and one of the lady residents was sitting in there and stripped off her top. Jim

and I

were in there too watching TV. If you could have seen those boys. They ran and

told their mom. The boys were very polite, but I'll bet they won't forget that

day when they saw the old lady's boobies, especially at that age. Hahahahahaha

There used to be a resident cat, but it is no longer there. One day one of the

ladies wrapped herself in toilet paper like a mummy, she had AD. The rest of the

toilet paper roll was streaming behind her as she walked down the hall and the

cat was chasing after the toilet paper. OMG! what a laugh that was. Not much is

sacred in a nh. Too funny.

It might be the combination of the Exelon Patch and the Blueberry Juice, but Jim

is speaking loud and clear now. I saw a difference in Jim's alertness to his

surroundings when he started the Exelon Patch and now I am seeing more alertness

and his speaking is no longer a whisper. He embarrassed me yesterday when I was

taking him out of the nh for a hair cut to the barber. We passed by this older

couple walking in the hallway and Jim reached out and grabbed the lady's arm as

we passed by and startled her, he looked straight at her and in a clear voice

said, " I'm going to kick your ass! " This lady was minding her own business

walking with a LO.

I apologized to her and she was nice enough to understand. I have prayed for Jim

to get his voice back so people could understand him. LOL " Be careful what you

pray for " Hahahahahaha

[Guest guest]

LOL It was funny to see those boys. One noticed first and showed the other

brother and then they were giggling and then they ran and got their mom. I hope

they don't think that is what perky breasts look like. Hahahahahaha

These days with all the implants, I wonder what it will be like when this

generation hits old age. Will everything else on the body be headed South except

the breasts?

Nursing Home Funnies

I thought I would share some funny things at the nursing home that I have

observed.

You see a lot of funny stuff at the nh. I am always kept amused there and I get

a lot of laughs. Jim and I sit in the hall sometimes and people watch. One of

the ladies came out of her room with a sheet wrapped around her upper body, she

had pants on too. Her boobie was sticking out between the wrap, it started with

one of the resident men walking down the hall that noticed the boobie sticking

out and said, " What time is the next show? " LOL Before he said that, I noticed

his eyes popped out of his head. Then Jim noticed and what a laugh that was. A

huge grin came over his face and he was blushing, because he noticed that I had

caught him looking. The lady had no clue about what was going on. The first man

that noticed went and told a floor nurse and they took her away. There was a

family with their boys ages 10 and 12 visiting a relative in the familyroom area

and one of the lady residents was sitting in there and stripped off her top. Jim

and I

were in there too watching TV. If you could have seen those boys. They ran and

told their mom. The boys were very polite, but I'll bet they won't forget that

day when they saw the old lady's boobies, especially at that age. Hahahahahaha

There used to be a resident cat, but it is no longer there. One day one of the

ladies wrapped herself in toilet paper like a mummy, she had AD. The rest of the

toilet paper roll was streaming behind her as she walked down the hall and the

cat was chasing after the toilet paper. OMG! what a laugh that was. Not much is

sacred in a nh. Too funny.

It might be the combination of the Exelon Patch and the Blueberry Juice, but Jim

is speaking loud and clear now. I saw a difference in Jim's alertness to his

surroundings when he started the Exelon Patch and now I am seeing more alertness

and his speaking is no longer a whisper. He embarrassed me yesterday when I was

taking him out of the nh for a hair cut to the barber. We passed by this older

couple walking in the hallway and Jim reached out and grabbed the lady's arm as

we passed by and startled her, he looked straight at her and in a clear voice

said, " I'm going to kick your ass! " This lady was minding her own business

walking with a LO.

I apologized to her and she was nice enough to understand. I have prayed for Jim

to get his voice back so people could understand him. LOL " Be careful what you

pray for " Hahahahahaha