Guest guest Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."Horrified, told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble."Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, "and, if that damned ice cream van hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today". Hugs,Psalm 22:1-6Remember that SMiling knocks MS back!!!!http://andcoverageforall.info http://andcoverageforall.bravehost.com/ Both links above take you the same place!!!Owner/Founder And Coverage For All 2 Yahoo Grouphttp://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/ACFA2/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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