Guest guest Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 BILL GAMMON Computer updated and scanned every 24 hrsE-Mails scanned in and out Thanks Bill, This is not exactly a walk in the park. But with a bit of humor it is very bearable. These are good people here and I would recomend Mayo Clinic to anyone with a serious medical condition. I get a 10% discount on my bill for saying that. LOL The day when they pulled my catheter out I had to go to the hospital for X-rays, didn't know why but what the heck. The Sars thing was going on at our hospital so I went to the front door, told me I had to walk around the outside of the Hospital to get to this other door. Now two hours earlier I had taken a perc, got around to this other door madder then hell. They would not let the wife in so I walk to the X-ray dept, which is 10 feet from the front door. I am sitting there, now pain and me just don't agree on certain things so I pop another perc. They put me on this stretcher to take the X-Ray. The head nurse, beautiful lady tells me that they inject a dye into me at the lower end to make sure that it is healed. Now I am suspicious, how do you put the dye in? Oh through a tube, OK I got that covered the tube is already there, right, wrong, we have to put another tube beside the one that is already there I sat straight up on the stretcher until my nose was 1/2" away from hers, looked her in the eye and asked her, just how big do you think that thing is. She lost it, laughing so hard, the technician got red in the face and walked out of the room. When they stopped laughing long enough they took the X-Rays. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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