Re: Chuckles

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Thanks, I needed a chuckle! Joyce>> Chuckle for the day> > > Dispatcher: 9-1-1, What is your emergency?> Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the> brown house on the corner.> Dispatcher: Do you have an address?> Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?> > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?> Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of> my ham and cheese sandwich.> Dispatcher: Excuse me?> Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on> the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken> a bite out of it. > Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?> Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm> sick and tired of it!> > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?> Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone> doesn't have an eleven on it.> Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.> Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one> Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are> the same thing. > Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.> > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?> Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only> two minutes apart > Dispatcher: Is this her first child?> Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!> > And the winner is..........> > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 > Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of> breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and .> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an> asthmatic? > Caller: No > Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having> trouble breathing? > Caller: Running from the police!> Good Friends are like Angels, You don't have to see Them to know They're> there.>