Guest guest Posted April 10, 2006 Report Posted April 10, 2006 ....it'sMaxine. kiss kiss, ~Ginger Quote
Guest guest Posted April 10, 2006 Report Posted April 10, 2006 I love that woman....I have a pillow with her on it, but for the life of me I can't remembe her name...good laugh, john. Thanks. Barb wrote: http://www.wtv-zone.com/jizoint546/max/max45.gif john p How low will we go? Check out Yahoo! Messenger’s low PC-to-Phone call rates. New Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. Call regular phones from your PC and save big. Quote
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Guest guest Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 If you want to hear REAL stories, just let me know . I'' start with the girl dressed as an elf and the "Fairy with the bull ring in her nose. We still talk about the lady in shirt(nothing under) and panties coming in wanting pants ipf7/05Peggy wrote: Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. C. Gutierrez has been causingquite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior andhave considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of ourstores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillanceequipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the troubleyour husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Gutierrez have beencompiled and are listed below.Mr. Wally Brown, President and CEO of Wal Mart Complaint DepartmentMEMO Re: Mr. C. Gutierrez - things Mr. C. Gutierrez has donewhile his spouse is shopping:1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomlyput them in people's carts when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares togo off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floorleading to the rest rooms.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her inan official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.....and watched what happened.5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M & M's on lay away.6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. September 15: Set up a tent in the campingdepartment and told other shoppers he'd invitethem in if they'll bring pillows from the beddingdepartment.8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can helphim, he begins to cry and asks, ?Why can't youpeople just leave me alone?'?9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.10. November 10: While handling guns in the huntingdepartment, asked the clerk if he knows wherethe antidepressants are.11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciouslyloudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.12. December 6: In the auto department, practicedhis "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and whenpeople browse through, yelled "PICK ME!""PICK ME!"14. December 21: When an announcement came overthe loud speaker, he assumes the fetal positionand screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"(And; last, but not least!)15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut thedoor and waited a while; then, yelled, veryloudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"It's hell when you're retired and don't have anything to do!!! Yahoo! Mail goes everywhere you do. Get it on your phone. Quote
Guest guest Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 Gee Peggy, I've been doing the "boring stuff" like reading! I'm just not reading the right stuff. This gave me a big grin. Sher funny Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. C. Gutierrez has been causingquite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior andhave considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of ourstores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillanceequipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the troubleyour husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Gutierrez have beencompiled and are listed below.Mr. Wally Brown, President and CEO of Wal Mart Complaint DepartmentMEMO Re: Mr. C. Gutierrez - things Mr. C. Gutierrez has donewhile his spouse is shopping:1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomlyput them in people's carts when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares togo off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floorleading to the rest rooms.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her inan official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.....and watched what happened.5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M & M's on lay away.6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. September 15: Set up a tent in the campingdepartment and told other shoppers he'd invitethem in if they'll bring pillows from the beddingdepartment.8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can helphim, he begins to cry and asks, ?Why can't youpeople just leave me alone?'?9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.10. November 10: While handling guns in the huntingdepartment, asked the clerk if he knows wherethe antidepressants are.11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciouslyloudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.12. December 6: In the auto department, practicedhis "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and whenpeople browse through, yelled "PICK ME!""PICK ME!"14. December 21: When an announcement came overthe loud speaker, he assumes the fetal positionand screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"(And; last, but not least!)15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut thedoor and waited a while; then, yelled, veryloudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"It's hell when you're retired and don't have anything to do!!! Quote
Guest guest Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 OK Peggy, you started it! A man and wife are having a serious talk about what their last wishes are. He tells her he does not want to be hooked up to any machine, or have fluids pumped into him. She agrees...walks over and unplugs the TV and pours his beer down the sink! LOL Sher Re: funny If you want to hear REAL stories, just let me know . I'' start with the girl dressed as an elf and the "Fairy with the bull ring in her nose. We still talk about the lady in shirt(nothing under) and panties coming in wanting pants ipf7/05Peggy wrote: Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. C. Gutierrez has been causingquite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior andhave considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of ourstores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillanceequipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the troubleyour husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Gutierrez have beencompiled and are listed below.Mr. Wally Brown, President and CEO of Wal Mart Complaint DepartmentMEMO Re: Mr. C. Gutierrez - things Mr. C. Gutierrez has donewhile his spouse is shopping:1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomlyput them in people's carts when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares togo off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floorleading to the rest rooms.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her inan official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.....and watched what happened.5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M & M's on lay away.6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. September 15: Set up a tent in the campingdepartment and told other shoppers he'd invitethem in if they'll bring pillows from the beddingdepartment.8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can helphim, he begins to cry and asks, ?Why can't youpeople just leave me alone?'?9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.10. November 10: While handling guns in the huntingdepartment, asked the clerk if he knows wherethe antidepressants are.11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciouslyloudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.12. December 6: In the auto department, practicedhis "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and whenpeople browse through, yelled "PICK ME!""PICK ME!"14. December 21: When an announcement came overthe loud speaker, he assumes the fetal positionand screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"(And; last, but not least!)15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut thedoor and waited a while; then, yelled, veryloudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"It's hell when you're retired and don't have anything to do!!! Yahoo! Mail goes everywhere you do. Get it on your phone. Quote
Guest guest Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 Just thought we needed to go heart jogging a little.. on 5/11/06 1:43 PM, Sher K Bauman at bofus@... wrote: OK Peggy, you started it! A man and wife are having a serious talk about what their last wishes are. He tells her he does not want to be hooked up to any machine, or have fluids pumped into him. She agrees...walks over and unplugs the TV and pours his beer down the sink! LOL Sher Re: funny If you want to hear REAL stories, just let me know . I'' start with the girl dressed as an elf and the " Fairy with the bull ring in her nose. We still talk about the lady in shirt(nothing under) and panties coming in wanting pants ipf7/05 Peggy wrote: Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. C. Gutierrez has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Gutierrez have been compiled and are listed below. Mr. Wally Brown, President and CEO of Wal Mart Complaint Department MEMO Re: Mr. C. Gutierrez - things Mr. C. Gutierrez has done while his spouse is shopping: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M & M's on lay away. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, ?Why can't you people just leave me alone?'? 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the " Mission Impossible " theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his " Madonna look " using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled " PICK ME! " " PICK ME! " 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams " NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! " (And; last, but not least!) 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, " There is no toilet paper in here! " It's hell when you're retired and don't have anything to do!!! Yahoo! Mail goes everywhere you do. Get it on your phone <http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31132/*http://mobile.yahoo.com/services?promote=mail> . Quote
Guest guest Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 phredta11bl@... wrote: .... hear about the lady who went naked to a costume party, walkingbackwards all night? She went as a House roll! Her husband,also naked wore only roller skates ... he went as a pull toy, !!!!Pfunny Phred Now let's see who wants to quit the group over this one!....ROFLMBO!!! Way too funny. I Y it. kiss kiss, ~Ginger~ Quote
Guest guest Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 .... hear about the lady who went naked to a costume party, walking backwards all night? She went as a House roll! Her husband, also naked wore only roller skates ... he went as a pull toy, !!!! Pfunny Phred ---- Original Message ---- From: bofus@... To: Breathe-Support Subject: Re: funny Date: Thu, 11 May 2006 10:43:18 -0700 >OK Peggy, you started it! >A man and wife are having a serious talk about what their last wishes >are. He tells her he does not want to be hooked up to any machine, or >have fluids pumped into him. She agrees...walks over and unplugs the >TV and pours his beer down the sink! LOL Sher > Re: funny > > > If you want to hear REAL stories, just let me know . I'' start with >the girl dressed as an elf and the " Fairy with the bull ring in her >nose. We still talk about the lady in shirt(nothing under) and >panties coming in wanting pants > > ipf7/05 > > Peggy wrote: > > Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. C. Gutierrez has been >causing > quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of >behavior and > have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of >our > stores. We have documented all incidents on our video >surveillance > equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the >trouble > your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Gutierrez >have been > compiled and are listed below. > Mr. Wally Brown, President and CEO of Wal Mart Complaint >Department > > MEMO Re: Mr. C. Gutierrez - things Mr. C. Gutierrez has done > while his spouse is shopping: > > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly > > put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. > > > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to > > go off at 5-minute intervals. > > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor > > leading to the rest rooms. > > > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in > > an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... > and watched what happened. > > 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to > > put a bag of M & M's on lay away. > > 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' > > sign to a carpeted area. > > 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping > department and told other shoppers he'd invite > them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding > department. > > > 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help > > him, he begins to cry and asks, ?Why can't you > > people just leave me alone?'? > > 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; > > used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. > > 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting > > department, asked the clerk if he knows where > > the antidepressants are. > > 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously > > loudly humming the " Mission Impossible " theme. > > 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced > > his " Madonna look " using different size funnels. > > 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when > > people browse through, yelled " PICK ME! " > > " PICK ME! " > > 14. December 21: When an announcement came over > > the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position > > and screams " NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! " > > (And; last, but not least!) > > 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the > > door and waited a while; then, yelled, very > > loudly, " There is no toilet paper in here! " > > It's hell when you're retired and don't have anything to do!!! > > > > > > > > > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- >--------- > Yahoo! Mail goes everywhere you do. Get it on your phone. > > Quote
Guest guest Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 LMAO Leanne ipf - 1/03phredta11bl@... wrote: ... hear about the lady who went naked to a costume party, walkingbackwards all night? She went as a House roll! Her husband,also naked wore only roller skates ... he went as a pull toy, !!!!Pfunny Phred Talk is cheap. Use Yahoo! Messenger to make PC-to-Phone calls. Great rates starting at 1¢/min. Quote
Guest guest Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 Nasty, Nasty, Nasty on 5/11/06 8:56 PM, TongueDancer2U@... at TongueDancer2U@... wrote: phredta11bl@... wrote: .... hear about the lady who went naked to a costume party, walking backwards all night? She went as a House roll! Her husband, also naked wore only roller skates ... he went as a pull toy, !!!! Pfunny Phred Now let's see who wants to quit the group over this one!....ROFLMBO!!! Way too funny. I Y it. kiss kiss, ~Ginger~ Quote
Guest guest Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 You guys are really BAD!! Turn up the O2....don't want anyone passing out from all the laughter!!!!! Laughing makes you feel good, doesn't it????? --Diane Quinlan dianequinlan@... scoliosis/PF/2004 Quote
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2006 Report Posted May 12, 2006 Diane, you should have been in the chat last night. When Ginger could behave herself we had a few medical questions you could have helped with.. I wasn't the bad one that was Fred... I love to go heart jogging. I'm not sure how to ask this but.. how curved is your spine?? Is it terrible painful? I'm so glad you have your scooter. If I had your address I would send you this tag off my car. We'll have to work on that. God Bless you, you are always in my prayers. Peggy 9/2004 ipf on 5/11/06 9:54 PM, dianequinlan@... at dianequinlan@... wrote: You guys are really BAD!! Turn up the O2....don't want anyone passing out from all the laughter!!!!! Laughing makes you feel good, doesn't it????? -- Diane Quinlan dianequinlan@... scoliosis/PF/2004 Quote
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2006 Report Posted May 12, 2006 My xray looks like a "?"....it is really curved. I have arthritis. too so it's hard to sit at a table for a long time...it's frustrating when I'm working on my miniatures. But, I have to pace myself...that is hard, tho...I was so active before all this....but if I overdo it, I pay dearly. --Diane Quinlan dianequinlan@... scoliosis/PF/2004 Quote
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2006 Report Posted May 12, 2006 Peggy - I forgot to add...I wouldn't want to take that great bumper sticker from you....if you saw another one, I'll pay you for it! You are too sweet!! --Diane Quinlan dianequinlan@... scoliosis/PF/2004 Quote
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