Guest guest Posted July 13, 1999 Report Share Posted July 13, 1999 >>Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill >>Clinton. The Dodge Draft will begin production in Canada this year. >> >>When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he >>replied, I don't know. I never had one. >> >>If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had >>a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning >>photograph, what shutter speed would you use? >> >>Chelsea asked her dad, " Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a >>time...? " Bill Clinton replied, " No. Some begin with 'After I'm >>elected...' " >> >>Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be >>president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered. >> >>American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as " Walking Eagle " because >>he is so full of crap that he can't fly. >> >>Isn't putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fund (Social Security) >>as insane as putting in a draft-dodger as Commander-in-Chief? >> >>Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest >>leaders: Integrity, vision, and wisdom. >> >>Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe. >> >>Revised judicial oath: " I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, >>the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you >>need to know. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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