How I got punk

[Guest guest]

Hi all,

This morning I went to the hairdresser. She told me she was on

vacation last week and that she walked and had dinners way too much.

But she didn't want to disappoint her fellow travellers. " You have

to put water into the wine sometimes " , she stated.

" Is it true? " , I asked. Well, of course, those are my friends...,

she said, dangerously gesturing with a pair of scissors.

" Can you absolutely know that it's true that you have to put water

into the wine sometimes? " , I asked again. Hm, well, no , she said.

So we did the work and she was cutting my hair and she wanted to

know everything about The Work, Byron , the website and her

books.

I gave her my yellow card with the 4 questions, along with 18 euro's

which she charged for cutting my hair (I forgot to turn it around)

and left her shop, my hair cut in a somewhat awkward model...

Love,

.