RE: Re: TOTALLY OT, JOKE: For all you Wally Mart fans!

[Guest guest]

Actually it was the year that Furbies where all the craze, 6? years ago.

I heard that Wal-mart in Orange would have some available the day after

Thanksgiving. So I went down there at 5 AM and I couldn't believe the

length of the line. Of course by the time I got in there, the Furbies

were long gone but I nearly got killed in the rush of people buying the

$99 TV sets!

Carol

Re: TOTALLY OT, JOKE: For all you Wally

Mart fans!

OMG!! too funny Ms. Carol!!!

Funny HAHA aside, now may I ask you, when is the last time you

actually shopped in a Wal-Mart???!!!! LOL LOL LOL!

Ducking.....

Robyn

> 15 THINGS TO DO IN WAL-MART

>

> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in

> peoples carts when they aren't looking.

>

> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off

> at 5-minute intervals.

>

> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading

> to the restrooms.

>

> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an

> official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares......and see what happens.

>

> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's

> on lay away.

>

> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

>

> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell

> other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from

the

> bedding department.

>

> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to

> cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

>

> 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a

> mirror and pick your nose.

>

> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department,

> ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

>

> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly

> humming the theme from " Mission Impossible. "

>

> 12. In the auto department, practice your " Madonna

> look " using different size funnels.

>

> 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse

> through, say " PICK ME! " " PICK ME! "

>

> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud

> speaker, assume the fetal position and scream " NO!

> NO! It's those voices again!!!! "

>

> And last but not least!

>

> 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a

> while and then yell loudly,

> " There is no toilet paper in here! "

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

That was very funny. I passed it on to my friends.

Thank you

[Guest guest]

Hey, mine has the EAS Avant Edge Shakes(coffee house style <yeah for whoever

suggested them!> for $4.89 a six pack. Worth going...

Oh, and those Furbies were from H-e-double-hockey-sticks too! My son had one.

and hours after he left for school, it would make noise because it was " playing

hide and seek " . Freaked me out a few times.

Cindi J

Carol Fallon wrote:

Actually it was the year that Furbies where all the craze, 6? years ago.

I heard that Wal-mart in Orange would have some available the day after

Thanksgiving. So I went down there at 5 AM and I couldn't believe the

length of the line. Of course by the time I got in there, the Furbies

were long gone but I nearly got killed in the rush of people buying the

$99 TV sets!

Carol

Cindi J

Lap RNY 10/21/03

324/156 <--I've lost more than I weigh.

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[Guest guest]

I didn't mean to knock Wal-Mart - it's just not close to where I live.

We used to have Super K-Mart but that closed down.

Anywhere that has EAS Avant Edge Shakes(coffee house style <yeah for

whoever suggested them!> for $4.89 a six pack is fine by me!!!

Maybe I'll make the pilgrimage down there and stock up!

Carol

RE: Re: TOTALLY OT, JOKE: For all you

Wally Mart fans!

Hey, mine has the EAS Avant Edge Shakes(coffee house style <yeah for

whoever suggested them!> for $4.89 a six pack. Worth going...

Oh, and those Furbies were from H-e-double-hockey-sticks too! My son had

one. and hours after he left for school, it would make noise because it

was " playing hide and seek " . Freaked me out a few times.

Cindi J

Carol Fallon wrote:

Actually it was the year that Furbies where all the craze, 6? years ago.

I heard that Wal-mart in Orange would have some available the day after

Thanksgiving. So I went down there at 5 AM and I couldn't believe the

length of the line. Of course by the time I got in there, the Furbies

were long gone but I nearly got killed in the rush of people buying the

$99 TV sets!

Carol

Cindi J

Lap RNY 10/21/03

324/156 <--I've lost more than I weigh.

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