Watch and Learn

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Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by> train to the Super> Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each> buy a ticket and watch> the> three Southerners buy just one ticket.> > "How are the three of you going to travel on only> one ticket?" asks one> of> the Yankees.> > "Watch and learn." answers one of the men from the> South,> > They all board the train. The three Yankee men take> their respective> seats> but all three Southerners cram into a toilet> together and close the door.> Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor> comes around> collecting> tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,> "Ticket please." The> door> opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a> ticket in hand. The> conductor takes it and moves on.> > The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a> clever idea, so> after> the game, they decide to do the same thing on the> return trip and save> some> money.> > When they get to the station, they buy a single> ticket for the return> trip,> but see, to their astonishment, that the three> Southerners don't buy any> ticket at all.> > "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says> one perplexed> Yankee.> > "Watch and learn," answers the men from the South.> > When they board the train the three Northerners cram> themselves into a> toilet and the three Southerners cram into another> toilet just down the> way.> Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the> Southerners leaves> their> toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the> Yankees are hiding.> > The Southerner knocks on their door and says,> "Ticket please."