Guest guest Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Dear Ayesha, That was indeed funny as well as sad, because it was horribly true! Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Dear Ayesha, That was indeed funny as well as sad, because it was horribly true! Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Dear Ayesha, That was indeed funny as well as sad, because it was horribly true! Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Good job,Ayesha....... Neeti'86 > > Hi, this is funny but very true indeed ! > > Ayesha '96 > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > APPLICATION FORM FOR LOKSABHA ELECTIONS 2004 > Application Form to Be Filled For Contesting Lok Sabha Election's > 2004) > 1. Name of Candidate: _______________________ > 2. Present Address: > ( i.) Name of Jail: _______________________ > (ii.) Cell Number: _______________________ > 3. Political Party: _______________________ > *List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological Order > > > 4. Sex: [ ] > A - Male > B - Female > C - Mayawati > 5. Nationality: [ ] > A - Italian > B - Indian > c - Pseudo Pakistani > d - Subramaniam Swamy > > 6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more) > A - Defected > B - Expelled > C - Bought out > D - None of above > E - All of above > > 7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more) > A - To make money > B - To escape court trial > C - To grossly misuse power > D - To serve the public > E - I have no clue > (If you choose " D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a > Recognized Government Psychiatrist) > > 8. How many years of public service(looting)experience do you > possess? > A - 1-2 yrs > B - 2-6yrs > C - 6-15yrs > D - 15+yrs > > 9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you > (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want) > > > > 10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] > > (Do not confuse with question 8)(to qualify minimum atleast 2 years > you should have jail experience) > A - 1-2 years > B - 2-6 years > C - 6-15 years > D - 15+years > > 11. Are you involved in any financial scams?[ ] > A - Why not > B - Of Course > C - Definitely > D - I deny it all > E - I see a foreign hand. > > 12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ] > A - 100-500 Crores > B - 500-1000 Crores > C - Overflow... > > (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees and > include Numbered account holdings in Swiss banks) > > 13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ] > A - No > B - No > C - No > D - No > > 14. Describe your achievements in only in the space provided: [__] > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------- --- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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