Religous humor

[Guest guest]

A young woman teacher explains to her class of children that she is

an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really

knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their

hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception, A beautiful girl named Lucy has not

gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided

to be different.

" Because I'm not an atheist. "

" Then " , asks the teacher, " what are you? "

" I'm a Christian. "

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She

asks Lucy why she is a Christian.

" Well, my mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Chiristian, so they

helped my become a Christian. "

The teacher is now angry. " Thats no reason, " she says loudly. " What

about if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would

you be then? "

A pause, and a smile! " Then, " says Lucy, " I'd be an atheist. "

lmao, i thought this was funny as h*ll that i'd spread it around a

bit. Feel free to drop me a line some time. I hope to hear from you

soon,good luck in all you do.

Signed,

Greg