Fw: MOTHERS SAID:

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MOTHERS SAID:

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: " I don't care where you think you have to go,young man.

Midnight is past your curfew! "

MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER: " I don't mind you having a garden, ,

but does it have to be growing under your bed? "

MONA LISA'S MOTHER: " After all that money your father and I spent on braces,

Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us? "

HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: " Humpty, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred

times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo! "

COLUMBUS' MOTHER: " I don't care what you've discovered, . You still

could have written! "

BABE RUTH'S MOTHER: " Babe, how many times have I told you--quit playing ball in

the house! That's the third broken window this week! "

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: " Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do

you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling? "

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: " All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your

report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and

prove it! "

CUSTER'S MOTHER: " Now, , remember what I told you--don't go biting off

more than you can chew! "

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: " Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just

wear a baseball cap like the other kids? "

BARNEY'S MOTHER: " I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you're

starting to look a little purple. "

MARY'S MOTHER: " I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, , but I

would like to know how he got a better grade than you. "

BATMAN'S MOTHER: " It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the

insurance is going to be? "

GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER: " I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear

family. You know anything about this, Goldie? "

LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER: " Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off

your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around

here! "

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: " But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do

something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...? "

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: " The next time I catch you throwing money across the

Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye! "

JONAH'S MOTHER: " That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've

really been for the last three days. "

SUPERMAN'S MOTHER: " , your father and I have discussed it, and we've

decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much

time in all those phone booths? "

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: " Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric

light bulb, . Now turn off that light and get to bed! "