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In a message dated 9/13/04 7:35:58 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

mfjewett@... writes:

But if they had morals, then you wouldn't have any milk ... see? Proven:

weak-willed liberals, unrestrained sex and handouts are good for business.

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Actually, it's proof of the opposite: Goats offer a product (milk) or a

service (trimming the brush) in exchange for payment (food.) If the farmer

didn't

feed the goats, they wouldn't be working for her. If the goats didn't offer a

product or service, the farmer wouldn't keep them.

So much for justifying that odd and new-fangled strain of thought

antithetical to liberalism that masquerades in modern America as " liberal " !

;-)

Chris

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>Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, those goats and cows are obviously just weak-willed

>liberals who have no self control. Stop making excuses for them! ;-)

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Wow, you are right! My goats ARE weak-willed liberals! They expect

handouts every day, never work for a living, and when it comes

to the morals of the male goats ... well, we won't even go there.

I wonder if elephants are any better?

Heidi Jean

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At 03:19 PM 9/13/04 -0700, you wrote:

>Wow, you are right! My goats ARE weak-willed liberals! They expect

>handouts every day, never work for a living, and when it comes

>to the morals of the male goats ... well, we won't even go there.

>

>I wonder if elephants are any better?

But if they had morals, then you wouldn't have any milk ... see? Proven:

weak-willed liberals, unrestrained sex and handouts are good for business.

However, perhaps you could have a talk with the elephants to be sure

they're conforming. Make sure that your fortune would be assured by

selling raw elephant milk. Wait, is that legal in your state?

MFJ

Everything connects. The Universe is not THAT chaotic. Beauty can

still be found in the most amazing places.

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Heidi,

you made my day!

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If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

[Guest guest]

>But if they had morals, then you wouldn't have any milk ... see? Proven:

> weak-willed liberals, unrestrained sex and handouts are good for business.

>

>However, perhaps you could have a talk with the elephants to be sure

>they're conforming. Make sure that your fortune would be assured by

>selling raw elephant milk. Wait, is that legal in your state?

Actually I contacted the Elephant Director of Morality and was informed

that touching intimate body parts on a female elephant would be

considered immoral, unless I was married to the elephant. And since

I am female, and a milk-producing elephant would also of necessity

be female, any such marriage would be illegal in our state. Not to mention

that a male elephant would be necessary to start the process and

that would be bigamy. So ... I guess elephant milk is out, raw or otherwise!

Just to be fair I contacted the Goatish Director of Morality, Mr. Bacchus,

to see if we are mistreating goats. I couldn't quite understand his

slurred speech, but I think it was something about " Can I watch? " .

>

Heidi Jean