Guest guest Posted September 6, 1999 Report Share Posted September 6, 1999 When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75-80 years old sitting > on a park bench near J. C. Penny and she was sobbing her eyes out. I stopped > and asked her what was wrong. > > She said: " I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every > morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and > freshly ground, brewed coffee. " > > I said: " Well, then why are you crying? " > > She said: " he makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and > then makes love to me half the afternoon. " > > I said: " Well, so why are you crying? " > > She said: " For Dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite > desert and then makes love to me until 2:00am. " > > I said: " Well, why in the world would you be crying? " > > She said: " I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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