Great joke for nurses

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I am sure we have all heard these before......I think alot of us in L & D can relate to # 15 & 17! Enjoy, >>>>>>>> You know you're a nurse if any of these fit....>>>> 1. Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?>> It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!>>>> 2. You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some>> night in a dark alley.>>>> 3. Your sense of humour gets more warped each year. Almost>> everything can seem humorous...eventually.>>>> 4. You know the smell of different diarrheas and can identify>> them.>> 5>> . You can tell the pharmacist more about

the medication they are>> dispensing than they know.>>>> 6. You check the caller id on your day off to see if anyone from>> the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.>>>> 7. You've been telling stories in a restauraunt and made someone>> at another table, throw up.>>>> 8. You notice that you are using more 4-letter words than you did>> before you started nursing.>>>> 9. Every time someone asks you for a pen, you can find at least 4>> of them on you. (in your hair, behind your ear)>>>> 10. You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to>> convince the doctor is the more difficult part.">>>> 11. You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your>> co-workers and to holler if they need help.>>>> 12. Your bladder can expand to the size

of a Winnebago's water>> tank.>>>> 13. You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in>> grocery waiting lines.>>>> 14. You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that>> they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.>>>> 15. Your fingers have gone places you never thought possible.>>>> 16. You have seen more penises than any prostitute.>>>> 17. You can go from cleaning up poop, straight to lunch and not>> think twice about it.>>>> If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is,>> it's just to help you understand our mind set and questionable mental>> status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense>> of humor, fairly normally and very responsibly!>>>> .....and I am convinced that

caller ID was invented by a nurse or>> for a nurse!!>>>>>>>> _____>

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