Guest guest Posted March 12, 2004 Report Share Posted March 12, 2004 Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Now Eddie is really going to be jealous of that one !!!!!!! De, any headache or sides from last shot ???? Deb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 12, 2004 Report Share Posted March 12, 2004 Being in the pool bus makes this one even funnier. But I'm starting to turn pea green. The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that which one has not laughed!Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 12, 2004 Report Share Posted March 12, 2004 Hi honey, this is Daddy... Is your Mommy near the phone? " " NO, Daddy. She's up stairs in the bedroom with Uncle . " Brief pause. Daddy says, " But you haven't got an Uncle , honey! " " Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now. " " Uh, OK then.... " Daddy says, " ...here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy and Uncle that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house. " " Okay Daddy! " A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. " Well, I did what you said, Daddy. " " And what happened? " " Well Mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell downstairs and she's not moving anymore. " " I'm sorry you had to see that, honey. What about 'Uncle '? " " He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool...but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water for Winter, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either. " Long pause. Daddy says, " Swimming pool??? Is this 597-7039? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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