Guest guest Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 And why do they give women such small cups? I mean, a man can hold onto his Hoo-Hoo and aim right in. But with the anatomy of women, well, you never quite know where the spray is gonna go, that's why we sit to pee! I get pee all over my hand, all over the sides of the cup EEEEK and then try to dry the cup with Toilet Paper, and then I gotta wash my hands for 15 minutes before I feel ready to touch anything else! Alice in Alaska * * > Hi all > As you know I was put on the pain patch, and one thing you have to do > is have a urine test, sounds easy right ? well.. I went to the lab and > they gave me the lovely plastic cup and told me to void alot, have you > noticed how badly you need to use the restroom that its not easy to do > while holding a cup, I finshed, only to knock my semi filled cup in > the toilet, I was thinking about picking it up and adding the water to > it and take it to the lab but I picked it out and threw it away and > asked for a new one, the lady asked me what did I do with the first > one, well I wanted to give a saracastic remark but I said it fell in, > she handed me a new one, well I drank 4 glasses of water and thought > ok Im ready, well it wasnt enough, she called me and told me so, so I > went back later that day, and was able to do my test,why dont they > give you a darker color cup to hide the prize so others wont see ? > NOOO and then its a packed room and you take it to the desk and the > nurse tells you to put your cup in the plastic box,but only she dont > use her quiet voice and everyone looks at you?? Now I do have a > question about the patches, I cant keep mine on Ive use tape band aids > I was thinking about super glue,, what do you think ??? Kathi > > > > > > > To read these messages on the Hugs web site go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hugs-N-Pain > you can contact me privately at starlyin@... > Rose > Owner/ Moderator Hugs N Pain > God Bless our Troops > Please Pray for them > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 men are so lucky,Im laughing about peeing on the hand, I get more on my than I do in the cup.I put it there start going and its like playing catch the pee,I end up with it on my handsm in the toilet on the seat ,or when the cup is there its like we hit a shut of valve and we dont or cant go but take the cup away and we have a water flood that may cause A flood, you think by now theyd find a object to hold the cup without us having to touch it, like strap on a little sterlie bucket and all we have to do is sit and pee as God inteneded us to do. --- Alice Sells wrote: > And why do they give women such small cups? I mean, > a man can hold > onto his Hoo-Hoo and aim right in. But with the > anatomy of women, > well, you never quite know where the spray is gonna > go, that's why we > sit to pee! I get pee all over my hand, all over the > sides of the cup > EEEEK and then try to dry the cup with Toilet Paper, > and then I gotta > wash my hands for 15 minutes before I feel ready to > touch anything else! > Alice in Alaska > * > * > > > > Hi all > > As you know I was put on the pain patch, and one > thing you have to do > > is have a urine test, sounds easy right ? well.. I > went to the lab and > > they gave me the lovely plastic cup and told me to > void alot, have you > > noticed how badly you need to use the restroom > that its not easy to do > > while holding a cup, I finshed, only to knock my > semi filled cup in > > the toilet, I was thinking about picking it up and > adding the water to > > it and take it to the lab but I picked it out and > threw it away and > > asked for a new one, the lady asked me what did I > do with the first > > one, well I wanted to give a saracastic remark but > I said it fell in, > > she handed me a new one, well I drank 4 glasses of > water and thought > > ok Im ready, well it wasnt enough, she called me > and told me so, so I > > went back later that day, and was able to do my > test,why dont they > > give you a darker color cup to hide the prize so > others wont see ? > > NOOO and then its a packed room and you take it to > the desk and the > > nurse tells you to put your cup in the plastic > box,but only she dont > > use her quiet voice and everyone looks at you?? > Now I do have a > > question about the patches, I cant keep mine on > Ive use tape band aids > > I was thinking about super glue,, what do you > think ??? Kathi > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To read these messages on the Hugs web site go to: > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hugs-N-Pain > > you can contact me privately at starlyin@... > > Rose > > Owner/ Moderator Hugs N Pain > > God Bless our Troops > > Please Pray for them > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Kathi-- You may have something there...a cup holder for women to pee in! (G) And a funnel so it didn't matter how much you sprayed, you wouldn't miss! Marg -- Re: tuesday men are so lucky,Im laughing about peeing on the hand, I get more on my than I do in the cup.I put it there start going and its like playing catch the pee,I end up with it on my handsm in the toilet on the seat ,or when the cup is there its like we hit a shut of valve and we dont or cant go but take the cup away and we have a water flood that may cause A flood, you think by now theyd find a object to hold the cup without us having to touch it, like strap on a little sterlie bucket and all we have to do is sit and pee as God inteneded us to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 lets patten this ok we can call it the pee pee funnel --- Marg B wrote: > Kathi-- > > You may have something there...a cup holder for > women to pee in! (G) > And a funnel so it didn't matter how much you > sprayed, you wouldn't miss! > > Marg > > -- Re: tuesday > > men are so lucky,Im laughing about peeing on the > hand, > I get more on my than I do in the cup.I put it there > start going and its like playing catch the pee,I end > up with it on my handsm in the toilet on the seat > ,or > when the cup is there its like we hit a shut of > valve > and we dont or cant go but take the cup away and we > have a water flood that may cause A flood, you think > by now theyd find a object to hold the cup without > us > having to touch it, like strap on a little sterlie > bucket and all we have to do is sit and pee as God > inteneded us to do. > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been > removed] > > Teddybear hugs __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Kathi-- LOL!!! Go for it, girl! (G) Marg -- Re: tuesday lets patten this ok we can call it the pee pee funnel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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