OFF-TOPIC: funny patent - centrifugal childbirth

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This should brighten your day; it did mine. Can't wait to show it to my

wife, F.N.P. and OB nurse of many years.

http://www.colitz.com/site/3216423/3216423.htm

Also can't wait to see the home-birthing version (underwater?). Perhaps

there is a bungee version. And what about fertilization applications? Yikes!

I'll leave that one for the MDs in our midst. The possibilities are

unfortunately endless.

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But of course!:

" Means are provided to assure the safe delivery of the fetus and to stop the

machine immediately upon such delivery. These means comprise a pocket-shaped

reception net... "

This inventor has all the bases covered.

AW: OFF-TOPIC: funny patent - centrifugal childbirth

do they supply a net to catch the baby?

Judy Ann

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> This should brighten your day; it did mine. Can't wait to show it to my

> wife, F.N.P. and OB nurse of many years.

>

> http://www.colitz.com/site/3216423/3216423.htm

>

> Also can't wait to see the home-birthing version (underwater?). Perhaps

> there is a bungee version. And what about fertilization

> applications? Yikes!

> I'll leave that one for the MDs in our midst. The possibilities are

> unfortunately endless.

>

> Lack

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[Guest guest]

No time to read it now, but I assume the future Mom is spun around with her head

towards the center of the contraption and then a goal is scored when the baby is

flung into the net on the periphery?

Why didn't they think of that for the Euro?

Dee

DeWitt wrote:

> But of course!:

>

> " Means are provided to assure the safe delivery of the fetus and to stop the

> machine immediately upon such delivery. These means comprise a pocket-shaped

> reception net... "

>

> This inventor has all the bases covered.

>

>

>

> AW: OFF-TOPIC: funny patent - centrifugal childbirth

>

> do they supply a net to catch the baby?

> Judy Ann

>

> > -----Ursprungliche Nachricht-----

> > Von: Lack

> > Gesendet: Montag, 5. Juli 2004 21:10

> > An: medical_translation

> > Betreff: OFF-TOPIC: funny patent - centrifugal childbirth

> >

> >

> >

> > This should brighten your day; it did mine. Can't wait to show it to my

> > wife, F.N.P. and OB nurse of many years.

> >

> > http://www.colitz.com/site/3216423/3216423.htm

> >

> > Also can't wait to see the home-birthing version (underwater?). Perhaps

> > there is a bungee version. And what about fertilization

> > applications? Yikes!

> > I'll leave that one for the MDs in our midst. The possibilities are

> > unfortunately endless.

> >

> > Lack

> > Lack Translation Services

> > Accredited translation for medicine and industry

> > P.O. Box 423

> > Sutter Creek, CA 95685

> > Tel./Fax:

> > e-mail: fiddlerj@...

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