Guest guest Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Great one Kishore... But " ...remove her underwear and sleep on the examination table.. " why " sleep " and not " lie down " or " lie down face-up " ? :-| Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 reminds me of another underwear joke: AMERICAN TO INDIAN:hello,how do u do? INDIAN:don't know about you,but we remove underwear and do! On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 Shah wrote : >This happened a few days ago in my clinic. God promise! Scout's >honour! I'm not making this up. Of course this can happen only in >India. > >So, a few days ago, this newly married lady came in to my clinic. When >I say lady, I am misleading you. They marry so early in India. This >was just a small naive girl of around 16 years, barely. She had the >usual newly wed problems of Cystitis and Leucorrhoea. > >I told my hospital nurse to take the patient and prepare her for >examination. While I was seeing other patients, the sister took her >away. After about 5 minutes, the nurse came breathlessly and said, > " Sir, that patient has run away! " > > " What happened? " > > " Nothing! I just told her to remove her underwear and sleep on the >examination table. She looked around confused and then suddenly walked >away. By the time I came out she had already left! " > >I naturally assumed that this little girl felt shy and quickly forgot >about her, what with the other OPD to see. > >The next day, at around the same time, there she was again. I now did >not want to frighten her. So I coaxed her with warm words, explaining >to her the procedure of examination and how it would not be painful. > >She said, " Yes! Yes! I know. Now should I go and remove my underwear >and sleep? " > >I was taken aback. I sent her to the examination room, and as a >precaution followed closely behind. She was not a bit shy or >frightened. I was flummoxed. > >When we returned back to my consulting room, I could not help asking >her, " You were not a bit frightened or er .. shy. But yesterday you >were so frightened! " > > " Who? Me? I was never frightened? " > > " Then why did you run away from the room yesterday? " > > " Doctor, yesterday your nurse told me to remove my underwear and sleep >on the table. Unfortunately, yesterday, I wasn't wearing any. So today >I wore one and came prepared! " > >Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Actually, Ravin, The entire conversation is directly translated from the original Marathi. In Marathi, the instructions are " Chuddi Kadhun Zopa. " That directly translated read as what you read. Kishore Shah 1974 Re: An Undercover Story Great one Kishore... But " ...remove her underwear and sleep on the examination table.. " why " sleep " and not " lie down " or " lie down face-up " ? :-| Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Had a similar case in Unit-II surgery as a house-officer. A thin teenager with a distended abdomen and amenorrhea... the poor girl was questioned by me, my PG, and then by her very concerned parents. She insisted she did not do it! And on examination guess what I found? An imperforate hymen! All's well that ends well... Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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