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MEDICAL RECORD REMARKS

The following comments appeared on real medical records.

* By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped

and he was feeling better.

* Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for

over a year.

* The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis

which goes to his feet.

* On the second day the knee was better and on the third

day it had completely disappeared.

* She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband

states she was very hot in bed last night.

* The patient has been depressed ever since she began

seeing me in 1983.

* I will be happy to go into her GI system, she seems ready

and anxious.

* Patient was released to outpatient department without

dressing.

* I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing,

and then, then he stands with the help of his wife, they

should fall to the floor.

* The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also

appears to be depressed.

* Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

* The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will

get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.

* Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69 year old male, mentally

alert but forgetful.

* The patient refused an autopsy.

* The patient has no past history of suicides.

* The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

* Patient has left his white blood cells at another

hospital.

* Patient was becoming more demented with urinary

frequency.

* The patient's past medical history has been remarkably

insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past

three days.

* She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in

separate directions in early December.

* The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness

of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home

while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the

emergency room.

* The patient left the hospital feeling much better except

for her original complaints.

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