Guest guest Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 That was a good one,Kishoreda. Now,with this sensational news out, some media researchers have been quick to lay the blame,on an advt company,Gillette,bcos..all the sportsmen,excluding Rahul Dravid(as yet),who were potrayed as, Good Boys,of Sports,like for example... Federer,Thierry Henry..and now Tiger Woods,who featured in the shaving ad,some months ago..for an astronomical fee,have been affected by some curse/badluck...,which resulted in all of them performing badly in sports..and in case of Mr.Woods,even at home....(as,Mrs.Woods...too,disclosed..,about her hubby's performance..) Bye Shyam(84) > To: mgims > From: ravindas@... > Date: Sat, 5 Dec 2009 11:14:05 +0530 > Subject: Re: Woods > > Ha ha, really nice > > Ravin '82 > > > > > > > > > Tiger Woods took a drive of a different kind this time. Apparently he had > > an > > argument with his wife. He claimed to be a babe in the woods and took a > > drive into a tree to prove it. > > > > Their relationship was drifting apart so should it be called driftwood, or > > is wormwood more appropriate as there are always Grubs under Woods? I > > 'wooden' know. > > > > Be that as it may, Ms Grubbs has claimed that he is no tiger in bed, and he > > > > has no drive. But I think we may be doing injustice here. Tiger aims only > > at > > holes which are flagged, and he needs a caddy to help him, though his wife > > thinks that he is a cad himself. > > > > Alright. My friend Heman has sent me these top internet jokes about Tiger. > > Here they are: > > > > One: > > > > Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is > > his > > wife > > > > Two: > > > > What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball > > > > 400 yards > > > > Three: > > > > Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway > > early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot > > > > at the US Open. > > > > Four: > > > > What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing > > > > Five: > > > > Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide > > between a wood and an iron > > > > Six: > > > > Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver? > > > > Seven: > > > > This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards > > > > Eight: > > > > Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. > > So Gillette has dropped his contract. > > > > Nine: > > > > Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par > > though > > > > Ten: > > > > Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a > > hole in one. > > > > -Kishore Shah > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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