Guest guest Posted May 20, 1999 Report Share Posted May 20, 1999 In a message dated 05/17/1999 8:21:27 PM Eastern Daylight Time, CyCoveRN writes: << A student (not necessarily a well-prepared student) sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: " Give four advantages of breast milk over prepared formula. " What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary. Hmmmm... So far so good ... maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more he sighed. He frowned. He scowled. Then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer: 4. Available in attractive containers. >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 14, 2001 Report Share Posted September 14, 2001 This was sent to me tonight...I'll do it. Please pass it along. << I just received this ...with a request to pass along... > > Date: Wednesday, September 12, 2001 11:32 AM > > > Friday Night at 7:00 p.m. step out your door, stop your car, > or step out of your establishment and light a candle. We will show > the > world that Americans are strong and united together against terrorism. > Please > pass this to everyone on your e-mail list. We need to reach everyone > across the United States quickly. > > The message: WE STAND UNITED - WE WILL NOT TOLERATE TERRORISM. > > We need press to cover this-- we need the world to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 8, 2004 Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 i post one or two a week that are serious The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that which one has not laughed! Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 8, 2004 Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 > do u ever have anything serious to say? Gee I hope not....keep it up Eddie...ROFL... Neesy -- _______________________________________________ Graffiti.net free e-mail @ www.graffiti.net Check out our value-added Premium features, such as an extra 20MB for just US$9.95 per year! Powered by Outblaze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2004 Report Share Posted February 10, 2004 ROFL! Oh YUCK Eddie! I never saw that punchline coming! anne ----- An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. " What are you so happy about? " asks the barman. " Well, I'll tell you, " replies the ugly man. " You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top! " " Fantastic! " exclaimed the barman. " You lucky sonofabitch. Was she pretty? " " Dunno... never found the head! " Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart. Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 What is the conciseness about Perrier water? I don't like the taste of the water so don't know much about it. Thank you caruso ND Michigan Naturopathic Hotmail: Trusted email with Microsoft’s powerful SPAM protection. Sign up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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