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Now I know who to blame for stinky smells. I thought it was our puppy. Poor

Rufus was not the culprit after all.

Thanks for the laugh. I have insomnia tonight.

Kaylene

This is something I rationalize too,

>but I have lots of habits - farting in public,

>3 Cheers, <live, love, laugh>

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>Alan

>Raleigh, NC

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Hey guys, I was trying to make a serious point :-)

It is so nice that folks can take things from different

points of view. Lori, I was not trying to make light

of your situation, the pain and suffering you have is

no joke.

3 Cheers,

Alan

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Oh, Alan, you will never know how much it meant to me to be able to laugh for a

moment. Your post was pure gold. Thank you.

Now, please, help me figure out how to fall asleep with a " full bladder " feeling

and no meds/booze to help me, LOL! Because I have done all the standard

insomnia things, sprinkled lavender oil on my pillows, listened to relaxation

CD's, you name it, wore socks to bed (heard that helps sleep) and my bladder

still demanded that I stay awake, or wake up again after five minutes if I dozed

off.

I've been thinking, you know, that if I could just undo my early toilet training

- just pee in my bed, as I slept, wearing diapers - if the urge to urinate

didn't wake me up after only five minutes of sleep - I'd be a lot better off.

Hey, talk about a sexy bed partner, huh? Someone who can't have intercourse

because of IC pain, who pees in her sleep in diapers. What a hot number I've

become.

Anybody know of any ways to undo toilet training?

Well, maybe the pain clinic will help me. I'm feeling pessimistic, though,

maybe they will just tell me to live with the symptoms like my uros did.

Alan wrote:

Hey guys, I was trying to make a serious point :-)

It is so nice that folks can take things from different

points of view. Lori, I was not trying to make light

of your situation, the pain and suffering you have is

no joke.

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