Re: Sex question - graphic - TRIVIA

[Guest guest]

Girl,

You have WAY too much time on your hands!!!!

in WA

(who is in pain from laughing at all the emails!)

[Guest guest]

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Semen contains, on average, about 6 milligrams of protein per teaspoon

In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition

labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what

they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no

different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data

for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum

fits into your balanced diet.

What's in Semen

Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a

small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is

composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid

is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace

minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's

ingredients:

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol

Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA),

creatine

Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium

Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline

Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins

Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen

Is swallowing Healthy?

Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-

free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for

you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich

soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein.

In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals,

such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like

calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to

get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals,

swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary

supplement.

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[Guest guest]

> Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

>

> Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

>

> Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

>

> Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

>

> *********************************

aahhhhhhhhh- finally- a protein shake i can handle the taste

of...................

vicki

[Guest guest]

Her 14 year old son answered

> and let me know that his mom was in the shower, but thanks for the

info!

> Greeeeaaaaaaaaaat.

>

> in WA

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Now THAT's Funny!

Jo