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Great way to start my day. Thanks Gwen, I have 2 Goldens who are just

the best examples of love on 4 legs and I wouldn't be without them.

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Wonderful!!! I sent it to all my dog lover friends.

Simmel

Thoughts for those who love dogs

I received this from a friend of mine (my support group before finding all of

the wonderful folks here).

I know that we have many dog lovers here and thought that I would pass this

on.

DOGS

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of

his tongue. -Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are

wonderful. -Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they

went. -Will

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves

himself. -Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can

spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has

ever made. -M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who

are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious

cult. -Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three

times before lying down.

- Benchley

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current

events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of

late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are

often continued in the next yard. -Dave Barry

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

-lin P.

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.

That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back

from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a

cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and

get used to the idea. - A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too

dark to read. -Groucho Marx

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. -Dave Miliman

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite

you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look

that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

-Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

- Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your

pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret

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Thank you Gwen. I loved them all and how true these were. I have always

thought that for a person who has suffered a great loss, is lonely, or who

is tired of human company they need only go out and bring home a dog that

needs a home. Their effort will be rewarded a hundredfold.

Courage

Thoughts for those who love dogs

>I received this from a friend of mine (my support group before finding all

of the wonderful folks here).

>I know that we have many dog lovers here and thought that I would pass this

on.

>

>DOGS

>The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of

>his tongue. -Anonymous

>

>Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are

>wonderful. -Ann Landers

>

>If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they

>went. -Will

>

>There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

>-Ben

>

>A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves

>himself. -Josh Billings

>

>The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney

>

>We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can

>spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has

>ever made. -M. Acklam

>

>Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who

>are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

>-Sigmund Freud

>

>I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious

>cult. -Rita Rudner

>

>A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three

>times before lying down.

>- Benchley

>

>Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current

>events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of

>late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are

>often continued in the next yard. -Dave Barry

>

>Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

>-lin P.

>

>If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

>

>My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.

>That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

>

>Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back

>from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a

>cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler

>

>Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and

>get used to the idea. - A. Heinlein

>

>Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too

>dark to read. -Groucho Marx

>

>Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. -Dave Miliman

>

>If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite

>you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

>-Mark Twain

>

>You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look

>that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

>-Dave Barry

>

>Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

>- Caras

>

>If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your

>pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

>-Phil Pastoret

>

>

>

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I have sent these dog quotes to all my animal loving friends. Thank you

Simmel

Thoughts for those who love dogs

>I received this from a friend of mine (my support group before finding all

of the wonderful folks here).

>I know that we have many dog lovers here and thought that I would pass this

on.

>

>DOGS

>The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of

>his tongue. -Anonymous

>

>Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are

>wonderful. -Ann Landers

>

>If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they

>went. -Will

>

>There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

>-Ben

>

>A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves

>himself. -Josh Billings

>

>The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney

>

>We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can

>spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has

>ever made. -M. Acklam

>

>Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who

>are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

>-Sigmund Freud

>

>I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious

>cult. -Rita Rudner

>

>A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three

>times before lying down.

>- Benchley

>

>Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current

>events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of

>late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are

>often continued in the next yard. -Dave Barry

>

>Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

>-lin P.

>

>If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

>

>My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.

>That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

>

>Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back

>from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a

>cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler

>

>Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and

>get used to the idea. - A. Heinlein

>

>Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too

>dark to read. -Groucho Marx

>

>Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. -Dave Miliman

>

>If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite

>you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

>-Mark Twain

>

>You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look

>that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

>-Dave Barry

>

>Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

>- Caras

>

>If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your

>pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

>-Phil Pastoret

>

>

>

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