Guest guest Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary " tools " together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, " THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. " Startled the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another. Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed, " THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. " The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, " THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. " She stopped, looked skyward and said, " Is that you Lord? " The voice replied, " No ... this is the Ice-Rink Manager.... " ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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