sad passing

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Sad passing

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment

community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection

and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities

turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry

Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and

Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a

man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in

show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not

considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked

schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty

old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:

Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is

also survived

by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the

occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone

else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

The Thought To Ponder Today ...In Loving Memory of the Doughboy, Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway... ldy_solana's domainScouting for All Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don¢t want to impress people they don¢t like.-Will