Guest guest Posted February 1, 2006 Report Posted February 1, 2006 "Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?">> > "Yes. What can I do for you?">> >>> > "I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil . He's drillin'>> > holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!">> >>> > "Thank you very much for the call, sir.">> >>> > The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house.>> > They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they >>split>> > every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and>> > leave.>> >>> > The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd.>> >>> > Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!">> >>> > "Did they split yer farwood?" "Yep!">> >>> > "Happy Birthday, buddy>> Autos. Looking for a sweet ride? Get pricing, reviews, more on new and used cars. Quote
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