Guest guest Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 Jackie was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. Jackie was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Jackie fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Jackie sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Jackie dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Jackie neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, completely nude, and holding his penis in his hand. "Oh, good grief," yelled Jackie, "Not that damn breathalyzer test again!" Tim Parsons knoxville,tn 37931 865-588-2465 x107 work www.knoxville1.com See the all-new, redesigned .com. Check it out. Quote
Guest guest Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 SHSSHHHHH.. you werent supposed to tell,,,, rofl,, hahahaHillbilly Tim <knoxweb1@...> wrote: Jackie was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. Jackie was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Jackie fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Jackie sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Jackie dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Jackie neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, completely nude, and holding his penis in his hand. "Oh, good grief," yelled Jackie, "Not that damn breathalyzer test again!" Tim Parsons knoxville,tn 37931 865-588-2465 x107 work www.knoxville1.com See the all-new, redesigned .com. Check it out. Jackie Quote
Guest guest Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 lol when it was sent to me the name edith was in it.Tim Parsons knoxville,tn 37931 865-588-2465 x107 work www.knoxville1.com See the all-new, redesigned .com. Check it out. Quote
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