Guest guest Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 kathy brunow <kathy-boo@...> wrote: Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:03:19 -0800 (PST)From: kathy brunow Subject: blonde riding horsekathy-boo@... > A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no> lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the> horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and> rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.>> In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm> grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides> down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly> impervious to its slipping rider.>> Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from> the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become> entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding> hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.>> As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from> unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....>> , the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. Kathy Brunow Kathy Brunow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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