Guest guest Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 MANY PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK ME WHAT I DO TO MAKE MY DAYS INTERESTING.I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY.I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CHARLESTON COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET.I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR ABREAK?"HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.I CALLED HIM AN INCONSIDERATE SHIT. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITINGANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.SO I CALLED HIM A DUMB ASS BUBBA.HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.I DIDN'T CARE.MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD A "ELECT JOHN KERRY"BUMPER STICKER ON ITI TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE FUN, DON'T YOU THINK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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