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Dear Colleagues,

I have recently relocated outside of my Naturopathic Bubble world at NCNM where most everyone knows and understands about homeopathy and Anti-inflammatory Diets. So daily I get plenty of strange looks in response to my ideas about healthy living. You should have seen the butcher when I inquired about organic chicken necks/backs for my dog and cats! I am reminded of a song my 13 year-old niece wrote after visiting my house last January. I am sure many of you can all relate!

Kathy says tomatoes give you cancer,

Kathy says corn syrup clogs your bain.

Kathy says that wheat is not the answer,

Kathy's gonna drive us all insane.

Kathy says that chocolate gives you rabies,

Kathy says that ice cream is bad luck.

Kathy says that milk is just for babies,

I think perhaps she's making it all up.

Kathy says potatoes disrupt humours,

Kathy says that peanuts make you weak.

Kathy says don't listen to the rumors,

Our culinary outlook's rather bleak.

Kathy stays away from all that crunches,

Kathy says no-no to anything sweet.

When Kathy's done censoring our lunches,

Will there be anything good for us to eat?

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