Guest guest Posted October 9, 2008 Report Posted October 9, 2008 > > A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind > > him he hears:> > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image > > of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street > > toward him.> > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > > > Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing > > quickly behind him> > > > > > > > > > FASTER...> > > > > > > > FASTER...> > > > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes > > in, slams and locks the door behind him.> > However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket > > clapping> > > > > > clappity-BUMP...> > > > > > > > clappity-BUMP...> > > > > > clappity-BUMP...> > > > > > on his heels as the terrified man runs.> > > > > > > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is > > pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.> > > > > > > > With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.> > Bumping and clapping toward him.> > The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find > > is a bottle of cough syrup!> > Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...> > > > > > > > and,> > > > > > > > The coffin stops........ Quote
Guest guest Posted October 10, 2008 Report Posted October 10, 2008 Ohmygawd! That is so bad it's great! Thanks I really need all the laughs I can get right now. Hehehehehe, I'm still giggling. Shari Quote
Guest guest Posted October 10, 2008 Report Posted October 10, 2008 Low moans and groans - all part of the Hallowe'en service. Ev Ohmygawd! That is so bad it's great! Thanks I really need all the laughs I can get right now. Hehehehehe, I'm still giggling. Shari Quote
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