A good joke

[Guest guest]

My niece sent this to me today and I am sharing it with you. It's about having

calmness in your life.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a

little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr.

Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, " The way to achieve

inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never

finished. "

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't

finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of

Chardonnay, a bottle of 's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder

of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a

box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now..

Pass this on to those whom you think might be in

need of inner peace.

Peace,

Lottie

[Guest guest]

That's hilarious!

@...: lotajam@...: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:03:46

-0500Subject: [ ] A good joke

My niece sent this to me today and I am sharing it with you. It's about having

calmness in your life.I am passing this on to you because it definitely works,

and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple

advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil

proclaimed, " The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have

started and have never finished. " So, I looked around my house to see all the

things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,

I finished off a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of 's Irish Cream, a

package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the

cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking

good I feel right now.. Pass this on to those whom you think might be inneed of

inner peace.Peace,Lottie