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You know how you exhange emails with someopne and all they ever send you is

jokes and stuf? I hate that so usuealy I delete delete. My cousin is one

of those but I happened to click on this one and it was worthy of a chuckle,

so I thought I'd pass it on to you all. Now I never do this but here

goes.... Today mine was... I choked on a banana because I hate myself.

Pick the month you were born in:

Jan-I kicked

February--I loved

March--I did the Macarena with

April--I played with

May--I choked on

June--I murdered

July--I sang

August--I had lunch with

September--I painted

October--I ate

November--I yelled at

December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a gangster

6-------a fire truck

7-------a cell phone

8-------a toilet

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------an Ipod

12-------a banana

13-------Chuck Norris

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19-------myself

20-------a football player

21-------a ninja

22-------a fireman

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a baseball bat

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------a cow

29-------a permanent marker

30------- a llama

31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was sick.

Black-------Because that's how I roll.

Pink--------Because I'm in love with a Hobo.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want.

Green------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because I'm cool.

Gray--------Because I was on a sugar rush.

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----Because I hate my family.

Other-------Because my mom told me not to get wet.

none------Because I cant control myself.