Re: Re: Some Aussie carols For You !!!

[Guest guest]

This is too funny. My husband just adored it!

Loree who is freezing in New York and digging out.

> ( Sing to the tune of Jingle Bells)

> >

> > *A**ussie** J**ingle** B**ells

> > **Brought to you by Jaybee's Entertainment!

> >

> > Dashing through the bush

> > In a rusty Holden Ute

> > Kicking up the dust

> > Esky in the boot

> > Kelpie by my side

> > Singing Christmas songs

> > It's summer time and I am in

> > My singlet, shorts & thongs

> >

> > CHORUS:

> > OH, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS

> > JINGLE ALL THE WAY

> > CHRISTMAS IN AUSTRALIA

> > ON A SCORCHING SUMMER'S DAY

> > JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS

> > CHRISTMAS TIME IS BEAUT

> > OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

> > IN A RUSTY HOLDEN UTE

> >

> > Engine's getting hot

> > Dodge the kangaroos

> > Swaggy climbs aboard

> > He is welcome too

> > All the family is there

> > Sitting by the pool

> > Christmas day, the Aussie way

> > By the barbecue!

> >

> > CHORUS

> >

> > Come the afternoon

> > Grandpa has a doze

> > The kids and uncle Bruce

> > Are swimming in their clothes

> > The time comes round to go

> > We take a family snap

> > Then pack the car and all shoot through

> > Before the washing up

> >

> > CHORUS

> >

> >

> >

> > An Aussie 12 Days of Christmas ( Sing to that tune)

> >

> >

> >

> > On the First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > A koala in a gum tree!

> >

> > On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 2 cockatoos and a koala in a gum tree!

> >

> > On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 3 surfboards, 2 cockatoos and a koala in a gum tree!

> >

> > On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 4 wattle trees, 3 surfboards, 2 cockatoos and a koala in a gum

tree!

> >

> > On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 5 Bar-be-ques, 4 wattle trees, 3 surfboards, 2 cockatoos and a

koala in a

> > gum tree!

> >

> > On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 6 lamingtons, 5 Bar-be-ques, 4 wattle trees, 3 surfboards, 2

cockatoos

> > And a koala in a gum tree!

> >

> > On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 7 jars of vegemite, 6 lamingtons, 5 Bar-be-ques, 4 wattle trees, 3

> > surfboards,

> > 2 cockatoos and a koala in a gum tree!

> >

> > On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 8 meat pies with sauce, 7 jars of vegemite, 6 lamingtons, 5 Bar-

be-ques, 4

> > wattle trees,

> > 3 surfboards, 2 cockatoos and a koala in a gum tree!

> >

> > On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 9 bottles of sunscreen, 8 meat pies with sauce, 7 jars of

vegemite, 6

> > lamingtons, 5 Bar-be-ques,

> > 4 wattle trees, 3 surfboards, 2 cockatoos and a koala in a gum

tree!

> >

> > On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 10 cork hats, 9 bottles of sunscreen, 8 meat pies with sauce, 7

jars of

> > vegemite, 6 lamingtons,

> > 5 Bar-be-ques, 4 wattle trees, 3 surfboards, 2 cockatoos and a

koala in a

> > gum tree!

> >

> > On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 11 pairs of thongs, 10 cork hats, 9 bottles of sunscreen, 8 meat

pies with

> > sauce, 7 jars of vegemite,

> > 6 lamingtons, 5 Bar-be-ques, 4 wattle trees, 3 surfboards, 2

cockatoos and

> > a koala in a gum tree!

> >

> > On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

> > 12 slabs of VB, 11 pairs of thongs, 10 cork hats, 9 bottles of

sunscreen, 8

> > meat pies with sauce,

> > 7 jars of vegemite, 6 lamingtons, 5 Bar-be-ques, 4 wattle trees, 3

> > surfboards, 2 cockatoos and a koala in a gum tree!

> >

> > Hope you have a great one, mate,

> >

> >

> >

> > Aussie

> >

> >

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